
Wow, Ke$ha. Pretty bad ass, if you ask me. Where'd you learn those sick hand gestures?
Ok, so three things that are begging to be pointed out with this one:
1) First of all, Ke$ha, spelled with a $ sign and everything, is a freckled, blonde, white girl. Really? Reeaaallly?
2) Although it’s usually never a good idea, let’s dive into some of the lyrics; I think they’re worth a second look:
“Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.”
My question to you: How many girls do you know who actually enjoy sipping Jack Daniels, much less drinking so much of it as to “brush their teeth” with it on a recurring basis, becoming the opening line of their first single? Really, now.
3) Another lyrical dissection, though it truly pains me:
“We kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.”

I guess that following a good "teeth brushing" of Jack, this might look attractive. Though even that seems to be a stretch...
Strike three, Ke$ha. Need I remind you what Mick Jagger looks like? Not since the 1980s has Mick Jagger been trumpeted as a man of superior looks. Just because it rhymes with swagger, don’t make it right.


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